Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai

Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…

Tu agar kabhi de dhokha…

Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya …..

iss msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai aur inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai

U R MY
BEST,
SMART,
CUTE,
LOVABLE,
SWEETEST
&
INTELIGENT FRIEND.

NOTE :- iss msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai aur inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai

Pathan: Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?

Pathan: Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche Betho Hum Le K Jayega.

SMS:--Govenment bolti hai PANI bachao,Abhishek bolta hai PAPER bachao,Ab bolo sala admi subah subah kya kare?Pani bachaye ya paper.ha ha ha

Govenment bolti hai PANI bachao,Abhishek bolta hai PAPER bachao,Ab bolo sala admi subah subah kya kare?Pani bachaye ya paper.ha ha ha

prhte hi tmse MOHABT Ho jaegi.

(P)(Y)(A)(R)
(I)(S)(H)(Q)
(M)(O)(H)(B)(T)

Ye Tavez muje MOBILE wale BABA ne dya tha or kaha Ye Tavez jsko b send Kroge use SMS prhte hi tmse MOHABT Ho jaegi.

SMS:--Jump maar dena, Bachche khush ho jayenge.

(-_-) (-_-) Bachche hai, zidh kar rahe the ki bhalu dekhna hai, Maine apka address de diya hai. Wo agar aye to 2-3 Jump maar dena, Bachche khush ho jayenge.

SMS:--AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.

AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN : Hamare Machhi Dance Karte hai.
CHINA : Hamare Hathi Cricket Khelte hai.
INDIA : HAMARE GADHE MASSAGE PADHTE HAI.

college ki life me, kai yaar milte hai,

College ki life me, kai yaar milte hai,
usme kuch kamine to kuch dildar milte hai,
agar achhe se padhai ki to koi bante hai Doctor to koi engneer,
warna Darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai ...

Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi

Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi
dusre din hi haathi mar gaya
chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya
aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya!

Tareef K Hum Kaha Kaabil

Tareef K Hum Kaha Kaabil
Charchayen To Aapki Chalti Hai.......
Sab Kuchh Hai Aapke Paas..
Bas Do Singh Or Ek Puchh Ki Kami Khalti Hai..
Jab Lete Hai Aap Angadaayi ..
To Dam Hamara Nikal Jaata Hai..
Are O Jaalim .. Tujhe Deodorant Lagaane Me Kya Jata Hai.........

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge

Ae mamu,kesa hae re ?

Ae mamu,kesa hae re ?
Teri baut memory aa ra tha apun ko,
Itna tame ho gaya tere ko dekha bi ni,
Akha life mein terre jesa ek mamu mila apan ko,
Miss to karega naa...


God apun se pucha,
Kidhar jana mangta?
SWARG YA NARAK ?
Apun bola NARAK !
Apun ko malum,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG

Mein jis ki khatir dosti

Mein jis ki khatir dosti ki her ek had se guzar gaya hoon Faraz..
Woh ab abhi mujh se ye poochti hai ke sach batao mera number kahan se mila...


Us ne kaha "c u nxt time" aur chali gayi FARAZ!
Koi ab ye bataye k resrurant ka bill uska baap bharega....


Yu Samney Se Hame Upar Se Neechay Tak Dekha Us Ne Faraz.
Ham Dil Hi Dil Main Yaqeen Kar Bethe K Wo Pathan hi Tha.


China Ka Mobile Kabhi Bhi Na Lena Faraz.
Us K Cameray K Result Itna Acha Nhi Hota.


Mein to yun hi tanha ja raha tha Faraz!
Us ne mujhe rok kar kaha....
.
Chal beta Mobile Nikaal....

Police ki naukari

Police ki naukari k liye interview liya jaa raha tha
Aur apna bihaari lal bhi jaa pahunche....
Officer ne bihaari se poocha.
Agar bina laathi ya goli chalaaye bheed ko thithar bhithar karne ko kahaa jaaye tho tum kya karoge
Bihaari lal phat se jawaab diya.
Jee mai jholi failaa kar chanda maangne lagoonga.

Funny / Adult / Dirty Hindi Jokes & Hindi SMS

Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari.
Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,

Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..

Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,

Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..

Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.