Thursday, February 4, 2010

Sardar Jokes

Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei



Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?
.
Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.



Sardar Ne Bus Mai Ek Larki Ko Chher Diya.
Larki: Tumhare Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahi Hain Kya.
Sardar: Kya Pata, Mein To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hun.

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